Wednesday, July 7, 2010

An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan

If you haven’t heard yet, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days in an in-patient rehab center for violating her probation and failing to complete routine drug tests. As a few of you might know, I have been a fan of her, mainly fueled by people’s reactions to how outrageous it is that I would like her in the first place.


I think what has always kept me aware of her though, is that we are very close in age and it is interesting to me what people my age choose to do with their lives and especially what they do when they acquire wealth at such a young age. So, instead of writing her a letter in jail, as I half-jokingly said to Jonathan last night, I am going to keep it here on this blog:


Dearest Lindsay,

Crack is whack.

Sincerely,
Heather


P.S. No more stripper/porn star movie roles, leave it to the imagination.
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  1. MaireadJuly 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    I wrote Lindsay a letter when I was in college. September 27, 2005, to be exact. Dug it up, JUST FOR YOU, Heather.

    "Dear Miss Lohan,

    This had better be true. If it is not, I am telling you for the last time: gain back the weight and get back your hair color.

    Also, refreckle your body. Do it. Now. Or else Kelly Clarkson will officially become my girl-crush.

    Don't cry, Lindsay. You made me do this.

    Sincerely,
    mairead

    P.S. And do not start with me about how I evidently rely on the Hindustan Times as my current news source."

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